About

I'm a dad, living in the jungle, trying to ship things that matter.

I kept saying I'd start. I kept not starting. So I wrote myself a contract. Real milestones. Real deadlines. A termination letter if I quit.

It worked. So I built hired.wtf — a tool to do the same thing for anyone who's tired of waiting for permission.

This whole thing was vibe coded. If it breaks, that's on me. If it works, that's also on me.